dragonofdispair

i really don't know what's gotten into me. it's not like i don't have any real stories to be working on, yet i just can't stop playing with the random pairing generator. it's like an addiction. maybe i need a support group. random pairing fic writers anonymous, maybe? but RPFWA really isn't that great an acronym...

Title: Things You Don't Trust Your Subordinates With
Rating: definitely T/PG-13 or higher.
Warnings/Disclaimer: Crack! Mech smex. Don't like, Don't read. I don't own any of the mechs.
Pairing/Characters: Optimus/Megatron, Jazz. possibly Optimus/Megatron/Jazz
Summary: Response to the prompt Optimus Prime / Megatron / awkward. "Prime," Megatron growled, "Tell your flunky to shut up and help."

let me know if you spot any mistakes and i'll fix them.

( It really said something about Jazz... )

me: now can i work on my schoolwork? or at least on a real story?
jazz-muse: ... Dunno. Maybe.
me: ... COME OVER HERE SO MY CAT CAN EAT YOU, YOU LITTLE PAIN IN THE ASS!!

yeah... that's what it's like. my first attempt at any sort of interfacing/sex and jazz-muse turns it into a crackfic. i don't even 'ship optimus/megatron primusdamnit.

summary: "megatron was thinking that was the most convoluted and downright stupid plan he'd ever heard of..." -- more crossover crack, now with more megatron!

disclaimer: characters, situations, plot devices and quotes that are recognizable obviously do not belong to me.

warnings: crack.

( for my next trick, i'll attempt to write a g1 fic that not a decepticon-centric crack crossover )