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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Great Grand High Majesty
Your symbol is:	the cat, because cats are fluffy and nice
You rule from:	a great, golden, gem-studded palace
At your side is:	your standard-bearer, who doubles as a meat shield
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	centaurs! They should NOT be so hot . . . oh well!
Your most popular law is:	"Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish" Day
Your least popular law is:	Banning of people being better-looking than you
Your worst enemy is:	Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good light
Your popularity rating is:	85%
Your chance of being overthrown is:	18%

why am i doing this again? it's pathetic...

Which Goddess lurks in your soul? Eris You are a sly one who enjoys watching others squirm! Eris is the Greek Goddess of strife and discord whose single purpose was to create chaos amongst ordered man. According to legend, it was an apple from Eris which started the Trojan War when she tossed it towards three other Goddesses (Athena, Aphrodite, and Hera) claiming it belonged to the most beautiful and wise of all Goddesses. Like Eris, you enjoy laying devil’s advocate and stirring up a bit of trouble when things get wrong. Often, you are like a chess player, moving pieces into place and then sitting back to watch the explosions! Careful, Eris, or you may wind up at the blunt of one of your own created problems! Click Here to Take This Quiz

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