ganked another meme

[dragonofdispair]

ganked this off of lordchaos359. he says he needs a new hobbie, but if he needs one, so do i.



1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Lisa Philip

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Paul Wes (since we never talk about my mom's dad and i don't know his name, i used an uncle)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Witla (i'm going to go die of embarrassment now)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
 Silver Snake (for a given definition of "favorite")

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Elizabeth San Jose (good thing i don't watch soaps)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
I'm the GREEN TEA!!!!!! (*falls over lmao*)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Laen (that actually sounds like a cool name)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Cherry Garcia Macaroon (cherries, chocolate, and coconut. who could ask for more)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Smoke Park (that sounds disgustingly plausible)

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Rose Water Crystal Ginger (that is like the mary sue of stripper names)

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Midnight Bellerose  (again with the disgustingly plausible)